Sunday, March 20, 2011

You're Making Us Look Bad Dude


Come on, bro. Not on Sunday. Sunday is a day where I high-five myself for staying sober past 11 AM. I made it all the way to noon today and was feeling pretty good about myself until I read this story. Dude won an NCAA wrestling championship on one leg. I hold for applause when I flip my omelette without breaking it. I need to re-evaluate my life.

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