Monday, March 21, 2011

Tiger Seems to be Doing Well

So, apparently this is Tiger's new girlfriend?


I read two different articles claiming that Tiger has secretly been dating an "Elin Nordegren look-alike". If this chick looks like Elin then thats awesome because that means my girlfriend is dating a Tom Brady look-alike.

Tiger. Come on, man. We've been through a lot together. Give me a call before you tee it up at Augusta. You obviously need a pep talk. The rest of the guys on the tour are laughing at you.

Sidenote: Is there a worse feeling in the world then being this chick's father? Epic parenting fail.

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