Nature Calling? Bulls&*%.

Last night, America's newest diva, LeBron James, skipped the introductions because he said he had to go to the restroom.  Really?  Several hours of shoot-arounds, team huddles, photo-ops, and locker room time before every introduction, something LeBron does 82 times a year not including play-off games, yet he happens to miss the intro in his last game in Cleveland for the season?

Funny how he didn't need to take a leak when he acted like an ass-clown during Miami's Championship Introduction Celebration.