Your team officially has no chance of winning a championship when its local columnists become as equally delusional as it's fan base. I'm sure Peyton Manning, easily in the discussion as the GOAT, wants to leave the city he has played his entire career, understands the offense inside and out, and is essentially his own offensive coordinator and come play for this franchise.
Gary Myers is hilarious. The same guy that said Lebron was coming to Madison Square Garden thinks Peyton Manning is interested in playing for a coach that will attempt to overshadow any accomplishment he could possibly make there. Rex Ryan's wife grabbed more headlines than Mark Sanchez did during the Jets' last playoff run.
More from Myers:
"The Jets love Sanchez. He is scheduled to make $14.75 million in 2011. A bit much for a backup? But in the Jets' world of collecting stars, none would be bigger than Manning. He could do PSL commercials."
Wait, what? PSL commercials? So let me get this straight. Your appeal to your readers, who are 96% Jet fans, is to get them excited that their new $24 million/year signal caller will be the one smiling at them while charging for a seat they already overpaid for? Get fucked.
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