This Is The End, My Only Friend

Greatest opening scene ever?  De'End Parker's mom thinks so.

From The Los Angeles Times, because even the Garbage Minute Guys can't make this stuff up...

"At UCLA, the signing marked De'End of an era.  After going 23 years between noteworthy junior college transfers, the Bruins on Wednesday signed De'End Parker, a 6-foot-6 guard from City College of San Francisco who will become the second junior college player on their roster. Parker averaged 12 points, six rebounds and five assists last season for San Francisco, which won the California Community College Athletic Assn. title in March. Parker, the youngest of seven children, received his first name during birth when his mother decided her childbearing days were over."