Proving once again that the members of Augusta National have complete ownership of their exclusive product, they now offer free long distance calls from designated booths.  Instead of pleading with patrons to turn off all cell phones, they simply ban them outright and escort those who are caught off the grounds.  Knowing this is 2011 and people live and die by their ability to communicate with others at any given moment, ANGC has created these free phone booths.  Add this to The Masters experience, which already offers $1.50 sandwiches and $3.00 beers.  Well done Augusta National members.  We thought you would never out-do yourself after telling Martha Burke and her brigade of raging feminazis to screw off back in 2003.

"Honey, me and the guys are going to stay here a couple more days."