Take a look at Forbes list of The Most Influential Athletes. Two car drivers in the top three.
1) Jimmy Johnson - Drives a car
2) Tom Brady - NFL MVP, 3 Super Bowl Rings
3) Dale Earnhardt Jr. - Drives a car
4) Shaquille O'Neal - 3 NBA Titles
5) Michael Phelps - Swims fast in a pool one week every four years
That's a lot of left turns to get ranked above so many legit athletes. These guys can thank an entire cult following of southerners with mullets, jean shorts, beer guts, and RV's for this ranking. They can also thank all the nasty porn stars Tiger slept with as well as all three of LeBron's childhood friends who thought "The Decision" would be a cool idea for their current rankings.
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