Hard Knock Life

Tough news today for all March Madness fans, as Gus Johnson is leaving CBS Sports.  This means no more calls like this one.

That said, since when did one of the most dorky sports broadcasters turn into a thug?  Hey Gus, your real name is Augustus Cornelius, you went to a private jesuit high school, earned a political science degree in college, and make Jim Nantz seem like a dangerous gang-banger.  Stop being a poser, Gus.