Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Cleveland Steamers


Humorous piece on Grantland by Bill Barnwell on the "25 Least Valuable Players in the NFL".  Guess who has the top two least valuble players?  You guessed it, the Cleveland Browns.

On Browns safety Sabby Piscitelli:

"His unique mix of blown tackles, dreadful instincts, and inflated ego really make him the worst player to see regular time in the NFL over the past several years."

On Browns QB Jake Delhomme:

"The permanently shell-shocked passer threw an interception every 21.2 attempts, converted just 27.5 percent of the third downs he faced, and put up one of the most awe-inspiring terrible lines of the 2010 season by going 12-of-20 for 86 yards and an interception against the Bills in Week 14. His existence as a highly paid quarterback would make more sense only if he was the walking, breathing example of the players’ case against the owners in the lockout."

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